I'm tired of this...
No, I'm sick and tired of this!...
NO! I'M *#$%^@* SICK AND TIRED OF THIS!...
I want to play the drums in a rock band!
I want to play the guitar like Jimmy Page!
I want to ride a bike across the country!
I want to get a ticket for going a 120 in my new, fast, hot, black car!
I want to swim in big surf again!
I want to pull my kids and grand kids up skiing behind my 21 foot speed boat.
I really do want a Harley!
I want to roll 7 or 11 - 5 times in a row at the craps table in Vegas, draw a crowd, pump my fist in the air and yell HELL YES! at the top of my lungs as I walk away with an armful of chips.
I want to finish my funny, freakin' book about "Mikey" and have someone call me and beg to pay me millions for the movie rights!
I want to say on the phone to people exactly what I think, not what is politically correct.
-If you suck, you suck.
-If you lie you are a liar.
-If you are Chicken-S#^* then I want to call you out.
-If you can't make a decision I want to tell you that you are spineless, indecisive toothless 3rd cousin of a jellyfish!
If I order a #3 combo and you give me a #5 I want to walk in the restaurant throw it back at you and shout,"WHAT'S SO HARD ABOUT PUTTING 3 TACOS AND A CHALUPA IN THIS LITTLE BAG WHEN I ASK YOU FOR 3 TACOS AND A CHALUPA!
I want to tell people to SPEAK UP and SPEAK ENGLISH!
I want people to understand there is a difference between RIGHTS, and RIGHT and WRONG!
I want the Lakers and all their smug fans to lose!
I'm tired of people half my age with half my experience telling me how many blocks they've been around!
I want to tell Doctors that if I have an appointment at 1PM then dammit it's at 1PM. I'm as busy and important as whoever they think they are!
I want to tell all celebrities to keep their screwed-up political opinions to themselves. THEY'RE ACTORS FOR HELL SAKE!
What part of "Abraham" do the Jews and the Muslims not understand! HOLY CRAP!
I want a Navy Seal to use a 50mm bullet as a Q-tip on Osama bin-Laden left ear.
YES. SAVE THE WHALES! HUG THE TREES! SAVE THE RAIN FORESTS! GO GREEN! AND KISS MY A** IF YOU CAN THINK OF A REALLY GOOD REASON WHY WE SHOULDN'T!
I want to be a disc jockey and have my own radio show. What's the downside? A Talk show!? HELL NO! A DO SHOW!
Turn up the Rock n' Roll! It makes you think clearer!
Right about now my kids are thinking to themselves.... "Something's wrong with Dad."
Yes! Something's wrong with Dad.
Maybe this was caused by the guy in Burger King the other day who's hand I wanted to shake but didn't. A well-worn USS IOWA hat welded to his grey hair. Lot's of pins on it including a small purple heart. Mid 80's. Short. Grizzled. In need of a shave. A limp. And eyes that have seen around blocks I will never travel....thanks to him. After lunch he and his wife climbed into a Ford parked in a handicap stall and slowly drove off. He played the drums in a rock band!
